Billy Bag Piper
Construct, looks like a garden gnome. Ceramic, but passable as a short but ugly person. Bagpipes are exceptionally loud, and he’s an excellent player.
He’s been around since at least the early 1900’s, and he’s always had the bagpipes with him. Does not know who built him.
Feared by Children
Waxes About Scotland
“Kilt” (used in catchphrase)